doctorhoovesandtardis:

bronystupidity:

That about sums it up.
-Generaallucas

PREACH

This… is utter bullshit to me. Seriously and the issue is? First off Rule 34 exist for a reason. Porn is something that you get in ANY fandom, ANY. Does MLP get a lot more then some? yeah, but it’s also a lot bigger then a lot of others.
Second, okay and the issue is? What’s wrong with sex? other then the bullshit American hang up with how evil and vile and nasty it is to even mention. How anything related to sex is filthy and dirty. Watch some guy get reduced to a bloody paste in graphic detail, mass murder of kicks, brutal or the top gore? Meh. Single image of a nipple “OH THIS IS THE END! THIS IS FILTH! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!”
Suck it up, s what? What is in any wrong with.. any of that? As long you are not injuring or interfering directly with someone else, what someone likes doesn’t fucking matter.
The porn showing up in safe search, yeah issue, but it’s one with Google’s safe search not working right, not in the people that made the art. You don’t like it? Instead of bitching and whining, just flag the images as NSFW so that they won’t show up in safe search anymore.
You don’t like pron, fine, but someone else actually liking it or the fact of it existing is nothing to get bitchy and whiny and “OMG the fandom is ruined” and shit on others for. If some one or some site isn’t tagging it correctly yeah that’s an issue, but one with JUST the site or person not doing so, not with the art you don’t like for daring to exist.
So, other then shitting on anyone who dares to like something you don’t what’s the point here? Not to mention overly generalizing things and pretty much being an uptight whiny prude? Fuck you asshole. You are the one shitting on others and insulting them for daring to like something you don’t.

doctorhoovesandtardis:

bronystupidity:

That about sums it up.

-Generaallucas

PREACH

This… is utter bullshit to me. Seriously and the issue is? First off Rule 34 exist for a reason. Porn is something that you get in ANY fandom, ANY. Does MLP get a lot more then some? yeah, but it’s also a lot bigger then a lot of others.

Second, okay and the issue is? What’s wrong with sex? other then the bullshit American hang up with how evil and vile and nasty it is to even mention. How anything related to sex is filthy and dirty. Watch some guy get reduced to a bloody paste in graphic detail, mass murder of kicks, brutal or the top gore? Meh. Single image of a nipple “OH THIS IS THE END! THIS IS FILTH! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!”

Suck it up, s what? What is in any wrong with.. any of that? As long you are not injuring or interfering directly with someone else, what someone likes doesn’t fucking matter.

The porn showing up in safe search, yeah issue, but it’s one with Google’s safe search not working right, not in the people that made the art. You don’t like it? Instead of bitching and whining, just flag the images as NSFW so that they won’t show up in safe search anymore.

You don’t like pron, fine, but someone else actually liking it or the fact of it existing is nothing to get bitchy and whiny and “OMG the fandom is ruined” and shit on others for. If some one or some site isn’t tagging it correctly yeah that’s an issue, but one with JUST the site or person not doing so, not with the art you don’t like for daring to exist.

So, other then shitting on anyone who dares to like something you don’t what’s the point here? Not to mention overly generalizing things and pretty much being an uptight whiny prude? Fuck you asshole. You are the one shitting on others and insulting them for daring to like something you don’t.

Does Rainbow Dash get too many ‘kiddy’ morals?

crossreviews:

A complaint I’ve heard about Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 is with the moral: there are different ways of studying, and you just need to find the one that suits you the best. The complaint is why Rainbow Dash is learning this when it seems like this should be a CMC lesson. This is a similar reaction to the moral in Read It and Weep: reading can be fun. A secondary complaint with both episodes as well is how Rainbow has no clue about said academics and the rest of the main cast do. Both tie into the same underlying reason that I don’t think everyone notices.

I propose these following statements as fact:

-Good reading skills/interest in reading is a general aspect of the populace of Equestria. (Most of the main cast, and even Applebloom have shown to like reading books).-Knowledge of the Wonderbolts and their history is a general aspect of the populace of Equestria. (Just look at that fanbase).

Now, where does one learn history and read a lot of books? School, of course. It seems to me that if these traits are commonplace, then it must be as a result of the Equestrian school system. Now, what does this have to do with Rainbow Dash? Recall this scene from Sonic Rainboom:

image

Dumb Bell: “Get kicked outta any flight schools lately?”

Rainbow Dash: “I didn’t get kicked out.”

Note what Dash says here, and how she says it. She doesn’t defend herself by saying that she finished school; she defends herself by saying that she didn’t get expelled. Plus, her tone is very reserved, especially for her. This speaks one thing to me:

Rainbow Dash dropped out of school.

It makes sense; Rainbow has gone on time and time again about how studies and learning are boring to her (i.e. all the times she calls Twilight and egghead). This combined with her very immature behavior, lack of reading interest for most of her life, and little knowledge on what’s apparently common knowledge just tells me that Rainbow didn’t finish school.

With that said, it puts the morals of Read it and Weep and Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 into perspective. Rainbow Dash is the one learning the morals of academics because she needs to. She always thought reading was boring, and was most likely too caught up on trying to be an awesome Wonderbolt to really study up on their history.

Would these lessons be suited for the CMC? Absolutely. Are they out of place where they currently are? Given the character, not at all.

I’m sure I could add something to this, but.. to late at night and not much I really could, amazing little idea.

FOE: Hooves of Fate: Chapter 2 review

Review for chapter two of the increasingly more awesome FOE: Hooves of fate.

Read More

tommyoliverblogs:

seraphem7:

tommyoliverblogs:

"Testing Testing 1 2 3" Follow Up Q&A

Oh boy the response to those Wonderbolt ‘headcanons’.

I, can not disagree more with any of that. So, nothing that is not explicitly shown on screen means anything? So why bother ever talking about anything else? You’ve gone into many many long talks about things, about analyzing things, extrapolating them. All of which rely on assuming there are things that are not explicitly shown. So what is it about this particular situation that makes it wrong?

Hell it comes off as kind of hypocritical when you give this little rant about how those headcanon’s don’t count. How nothing that isn’t shown on screen explicitly matters. And then the very next response relys on you doing just that. making guesses about the what and why characters were doing what they did. When those answers were not given explicitly. What makes it right to do then, but not for something you have a problem with?

This isn’t inventing rules, or creating stuff out of pure fantasy to explain the issue. This is doing, exactly what you do every time you talk about anything with the show outside of, again, that which is shown explicitly. Looking at the facts that were given, and extrapolating what else exist because of that. Seeing how the threads fit together. Something you do all the time in your analysis, but somehow this time it’s wrong, why?

Reminds me of your issues with the Breezies ep, where it did come off to me like you weren’t happy because the show didn’t serve you every little detail on a silver platter. Despite plenty of people being able to work out how it DOES make sense. Or at least could, meaning that if it is possible, without countering any established facts, for something to make sense. There is no reason to assume it doesn’t. Same deal here. There is enough information given to formulate many many possible ways it all works logically, using just the given canon facts.

First Wonderbolt’s Academy was NEVER meant to be some sort of entrance test, some sort of final exam, a ‘pass this and join the bolts’ type thing. Nothing in the episode ever said that, and the original draft of the episode flat out said she wasn’t in the Wonderbolt’s, just one step closer. None of that is headcanon.

All the times she’s met and interacted with the ‘Bolts. Okay what does that have to do with her joining them? You could hang out with a bunch of guys on a pro football team and be friends with them. Doesn’t mean they are going to slap you in pads and put you into the game. That is one of the parts I love most about how the Bolt’s are handled. That they are treated like a professional team, not just some clique. There are rules for joining, and despite the Bolt’s liking her, RD still needs to go through the process. Is that somehow headcanon? Yeah a bit, but extrapolated from the facts. Same as others assumption that somehow simply knowing the Bolt’s should get her on the team. Thing is, one of those is supported by the fact of her not being on the Wonderbolts, the other is disproven by them

This episode. People seem to be missing two key words Twilight said near the start. That this test was to get RD a spot ” On the newly formed Wonderbolt’s Reserves.” Newly formed.

Yeah is a lot of it guessing headcanon? Of course, but how is that any different then.. all your other analysis videos?  What is it about this one case that preclude, not inventing things. Not coming up with random guesses. But looking at the facts as presented, and seeing what missing facts fill in the gap? Extrapolating from what is given? Something you do all the time for other things, but somehow this time, is not an option?

I said in the response there is nothing wrong with headcanons specifically to avoid comments like this *sigh*


The difference between the questions that follow in this Q&A, or any of my explanations in my videos, is that they’re my opinions. They’re how I interpret the work. Anyone can do that. Those questions were asking for my interpretation, and I gave it. I’m not saying that’s what happened. I’m saying that’s how I saw it. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

What I’m looking for in Rainbow’s Wonderbolt progression isn’t opinion. It’s closure. This isn’t examining something subtextual that can be open to debate or interpretation, it’s the cornerstone of a central character’s primary motivation, and the crux of nearly half a dozen episode plots, all of which have neglected to contextualize their impact on the overarching plot point they frame themselves around, leaving it up to the viewer to speculate as to their effect.

I don’t want to infer where Rainbow Dash stands with the ‘Bolts, I want to know.

There’s only been two episodes that actually had any direct reason to assume they might do something with her and gaining status as a Wonderbolt. Wonderbolt’s Academy. And Testing Testing 1 2 3 were the only ones that actually might have done something official. The rest of the times, she was running into the Bolt’s in a non-official setting. getting to know them interact with them yes. but not in any official capacity. Even in Rainbow Falls they weren’t there as “The Wonderbolts” but simply as natives of Cloudsdale competing for their city. So there really hasn’t been that many episodes that dealt with it, or left things to question.

Now, Academy really could have used a line or two clarifying just what making it through meant for RD true. And the original draft did have one. So yeah that was an issue. There was more then enough information given to make what it was meant to be able to be deduced, but yeah it could have used better explanation. But given what was intended and what we’ve seen after, it’s clear what the Academy was. Not a final entrance exam, just a more of a preliminary screening. A chance to show the Bolt’s you are worthy of consideration.

Testing Testing, she’s now on the Wonderbolt’s Reserves. What does this mean? Yeah complety left unanswered, might it have been nice to get more detail? Of course. But now that it has happened, just wait to see what effects it might have. Do I want them to, and hope they do, address this, again of course. But she has clearly been making progress. has it been slow? Yeah but not unrealistically so. (Especially with the season 4 premier hinting that the whole first three Seasons all took place over a single year in ‘verse.)

As to ‘closure’ I hope we never get it. At least not until the end or near the end of the series as a whole. Closure is an ending to it. id’ rather jsut see the next step, and the next. Even when one of those has her become a Wonderbolt. What then? Just like Twilight becoming a Princess wasn’t the end of her story. (And yes issues with how it might or might not be handled well are another matter.)

Would more information be nice? Yes, but nothing so far has contradicted anything, nothing isn’t logical explainable, so for me, it’s not needed. Especially not seeing as how, despite a few elements to the contrary, the show is still largely episodic, so overall issues like that and Twilight, don’t really have a large bearing on how well I can enjoy each episode on it’s own.

tommyoliverblogs:

"Testing Testing 1 2 3" Follow Up Q&A

Oh boy the response to those Wonderbolt ‘headcanons’.

I, can not disagree more with any of that. So, nothing that is not explicitly shown on screen means anything? So why bother ever talking about anything else? You’ve gone into many many long talks about things, about analyzing things, extrapolating them. All of which rely on assuming there are things that are not explicitly shown. So what is it about this particular situation that makes it wrong?

Hell it comes off as kind of hypocritical when you give this little rant about how those headcanon’s don’t count. How nothing that isn’t shown on screen explicitly matters. And then the very next response relys on you doing just that. making guesses about the what and why characters were doing what they did. When those answers were not given explicitly. What makes it right to do then, but not for something you have a problem with?

This isn’t inventing rules, or creating stuff out of pure fantasy to explain the issue. This is doing, exactly what you do every time you talk about anything with the show outside of, again, that which is shown explicitly. Looking at the facts that were given, and extrapolating what else exist because of that. Seeing how the threads fit together. Something you do all the time in your analysis, but somehow this time it’s wrong, why?

Reminds me of your issues with the Breezies ep, where it did come off to me like you weren’t happy because the show didn’t serve you every little detail on a silver platter. Despite plenty of people being able to work out how it DOES make sense. Or at least could, meaning that if it is possible, without countering any established facts, for something to make sense. There is no reason to assume it doesn’t. Same deal here. There is enough information given to formulate many many possible ways it all works logically, using just the given canon facts.

First Wonderbolt’s Academy was NEVER meant to be some sort of entrance test, some sort of final exam, a ‘pass this and join the bolts’ type thing. Nothing in the episode ever said that, and the original draft of the episode flat out said she wasn’t in the Wonderbolt’s, just one step closer. None of that is headcanon.

All the times she’s met and interacted with the ‘Bolts. Okay what does that have to do with her joining them? You could hang out with a bunch of guys on a pro football team and be friends with them. Doesn’t mean they are going to slap you in pads and put you into the game. That is one of the parts I love most about how the Bolt’s are handled. That they are treated like a professional team, not just some clique. There are rules for joining, and despite the Bolt’s liking her, RD still needs to go through the process. Is that somehow headcanon? Yeah a bit, but extrapolated from the facts. Same as others assumption that somehow simply knowing the Bolt’s should get her on the team. Thing is, one of those is supported by the fact of her not being on the Wonderbolts, the other is disproven by them

This episode. People seem to be missing two key words Twilight said near the start. That this test was to get RD a spot ” On the newly formed Wonderbolt’s Reserves.” Newly formed.

Yeah is a lot of it guessing headcanon? Of course, but how is that any different then.. all your other analysis videos?  What is it about this one case that preclude, not inventing things. Not coming up with random guesses. But looking at the facts as presented, and seeing what missing facts fill in the gap? Extrapolating from what is given? Something you do all the time for other things, but somehow this time, is not an option?

Reveiw: FOE: Hooves of Fate: Chapter 1: The Wastelands

So as many of you might know, I did a rather massive chapter by chapter re-read and review of Fallout Equestria. Well I’m back to doing that, this time with some sidefics. First up is Fallout Equestria: Hooves of Fate.

Enjoy.

Read More

Commissions!

thewhispersisters:

image

image

image

image

You get a fully coloured headshot of your OC, for ten dollars (CAN) not bad, huh?

askbreejetpaw:

askbreejetpaw:

askbreejetpaw:

askbreejetpaw:

BREE JETPAW’S LITTLE SIMPLE ANIMATION GIVEAWAY. c:

Simple little giveaway im doing, reblog this for a chance to win a simple animation of your oc!

  • There will be 3 winners,
  • you can reblog as many times as you like but please do not spam.
  • Please make sure you have a good reference of your oc you can send me if you win.
  • You have to be following me, this is for my followers.

Have fun c:

Just a quick note if this gets to 700 notes i’ll add another winner c:

700 notes reached, there will now be 4 winners when the contest is over! feel free to reblog again to up your chances in the number generator.

ENDING TOMORROWWW

FUCK!

Got distracted, and turned my lunch into an inedible mass of starch. Stupid ramen, being so inedible if overcooked….

celesse:

lntruding:


Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.



UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
(Source)


I’m laughing so hard. How did he even make the burrito like that? Did he wrap up the empty tortilla and drop the ingredients in like a penny roll? LOL

I..I… I am in tears from laughing so hard at this post.

celesse:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

I’m laughing so hard. How did he even make the burrito like that? Did he wrap up the empty tortilla and drop the ingredients in like a penny roll? LOL

I..I… I am in tears from laughing so hard at this post.